Avast ye scurvy dogs! This be the latest web incarnation
of Johnny Spangles. From here ye can view Johnny's World through a cracked eyeglass . Ye can see the Seven
Seas of Silliness, the Happy Hills of Herpes and the Forgotten Forest of Fannies.
Ho ho ho, me hearties, the whole world is yours for the
price of a tuppeny slap, which is tuppence.
So splice the mainbrace, butter my buttocks, fasten down your frottle and sail with
me into the sunset until we reach the very end of all existence (where we can stop for a picnic).
